Things that Naruto characters would never say

~Naruto~

~THIS RAMEN IS TERRIBLE!

~Sukara, i'm going to punch you.

~Sasuke, you should be hokage instead of me.

~Kakashi, I don't care if your late.

~I'm joining the akatsuki because Itachi gave me a cookie.

~Itachi~

~Kisame I love you!

~Little brother give me a hug!

~Hatred is useless.

~I killed my family because Father wouldn't buy me a puppy.

~*Starts dancing* I'M A WEASEL I'M A WEASEL I'M A WEASEL!

~Kisame~

~Bleh, lets leave Naruto alone.

~I want shark fin soup!

~Itachi, stop beating up your little brother, Sasuke!

~Let's get sushi tonight!

~*sings* I'm blue! Da bo di da bo da! Da bo di da bo ba da bo di da bo da!

~Kakashi sensai~

~Gai, I want another piggy back ride!

~I'm going to stop reading!

~Sai, your my favorite!

~Deidara~

~Sasori your right! Blowing things up it stupid!

~Your my best friend Tobi!

~Sasori, do you want a hug? >_<

~I'm going to blow up Sasori's puppets!

~My hands are better then dogs!

~Pain~

~Konan do you want to lead the organization?

~I want blue hair too!

~Let's throw a dance party!

~Who cares about world domination?

~Clouds are not intimidating at all.

~Tobi, you look like a lollipop!